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Well... I really believe that God put me on this earth for one reason: comic relief. If you know me, hopefully I've made you laugh when you've wanted to cry. Or maybe I've made you cry from laughing so hard. Either way, I think that's my job here..... =)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

WARNING: This is a LAZY post! Also, I'm going to miss Ryan Dunn......

I could not work with him.
Period.

Those are the words that my sister says to me every time we tune into A&E for our daily dose of Criminal Minds. Yes, my dear friends- she is referring to the amazing, crime-fighting, tall glass of chocolate milk that is Shemar Moore.
**Ok, this is officially a lazy post. I'm not even going to make you click on links today, I'm just going to show you everything you need to see, right here on this very page.**

Exhibit 1-

yesss... See, my sister Lenice, seems to be under the assumption that it would be difficult to work with this guy on a daily basis. I disagree.
This may the unemployed side of me talking, but I would have NO reservations working with Shemar Moore. Actually I have a few film ideas I would like to run by him. Criminal Hinds, perhaps?.... Underthecover Boss? Covert Affairs? Law&Order: S.E.X? 

JUST KIDDING. That was a joke. And also why I don't tell my mom the web address for my blog. =)

All kidding aside, I enjoy Criminal Minds. I love the thrill of hunting down criminals. I love Shemar Moore. I even love the nerdy guy with weird hair. There is not a bad side to this show. Well, I suppose some would say it's the high percentage of homicides, but whatever.

I love TV. I'm a fan. It's fun. It's entertaining.

As some/most of you know, on Monday, Ryan Dunn of the Jackass films, died in a car crash. =(
This was really sad news to yours truly. As you know, I absolutely adore inappropriate humor, therefore I  L-O-V-E Jackass, and like a moth to a flame, I enjoyed Ryan Dunn's sense of humor pretty much most of all the guys.

Exhibit 2-


That's a google image of Ryan Dunn. Hysterical. Tons of tattoos, smoked like a chimney, and to anyone who watched Viva la Bam, he was the beloved best friend. The second in command.  

Bam Margera, renowned skateboard champ and runner-up for "Son of the Year" , was a BFF to Ryan Dunn, and here is the link to the video of Bam visiting the site of the car accident for the first time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ9mYjYlNS0
At the risk of being a voyeur, I would encourage you to watch the video. It's wicked sad. I cried- don't judge.
This guy, who has made some serious "chedda" making millions of people laugh, weeps at the loss of his BFF. His pal. His amigo. His best friend.

Exhibit 3-
 Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn - The MTV 2006 Video Music Awards Forum

I think it's horrible. I cannot imagine losing my best friend. You know, I lost my dad to cancer in 2006. It is still hard to deal with. But a best friend......? A best friend is the one you go to, when your dad dies of cancer in 2006. A best friend is the one who doesn't judge you when you make mistakes. A best friend doesn't bitch slap you when you make her watch all 5 seasons of Viva la Bam over and over. A best friend will roll her eyes and go with you to see Jackass in theatres. A best friend is just that- the best.

I'm writing this blog today, from a bad place. We are going on two months here in Ohio, and still no job. Minimal money, my car wouldn't start yesterday, and on a unrelated note, I ran out of deodorant this morning and had to use my nephew's Degree Anti- persperiant. (There are two things wrong with this- 1. He bought it a month ago, and it looks like it has barely been used and 2. I'm sitting in the Rossford Library smelling like a 13 year old boy.)
Yea, life isn't super right now- but I'm going to try and enjoy it. And appreciate the BEST things in life.
So- in order to lighten the mood and try to encourage you to read my next blog that I PROMISE will be funnier..... I have made a list of the Top 5 things I've told my BFF, Alannah that I am absolutely sure- made her cringe.......

THE LIST:
1. "Hey, you know what? I'm totally like Bam from Jackass, and you are totally like Ryan Dunn. We should try off-road tattooing, then lets put an alligator in my mom's house, and see if we can get her to say the F word!"
2. "Hey, you know what? We should TOTALLY open our own Karaoke Bar!!!!"
3. "Hey, you know what? I can't believe I've had 2 bottles of this wine already! I dont' feel a thing!"
4. "Hey, you know what? I have a great, fool proof plan to make a quick buck. You in?"
5. "Hey, you know what? I think I'm going to start my own blog. You know, cause I have great grammar skillz. Oh, skill with a "z" is not acceptable. My bad."

There you go.
 Love your bff and appreciate the time. And also, if your bored, rent all the seasons of Viva la Bam. You won't be disappointed. =)
In closing, I will leave you with the following inspirational quote:

"In life, a good friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST FRIEND, will be sitting next to you saying, "Well, I say next time, we wear masks."