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Well... I really believe that God put me on this earth for one reason: comic relief. If you know me, hopefully I've made you laugh when you've wanted to cry. Or maybe I've made you cry from laughing so hard. Either way, I think that's my job here..... =)

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

My first blog.... in Trebuchet

Well, here I am. With the encouragement of my BFF Alannah, I have decided to begin writing a blog. I assume that I should start this first number, with a little get to know me activity. How fun, right? Well I am going to write 10 things about myself, and you can write in the comments and tell me which one is your favorite. Super fun game. OK-
1. I LOVE GOD. I suck at being a Christian 98% of the time, but Jesus loves me, so there. =)
2. I LOVE my family. I have a wonderful mother, 3 awesome sisters, 2 nieces and one nephew. My family is pretty freaking amazing and I thank #1 for them every day. 
3. I LOVE my friends. I'm a bit crazy... as in OCD.... as in I start itching the same spot in my arm if we are going to be late to the movie... as in, I switch the lights on and off 3 times before I leave a room, and then tell myself its because I like the "party-like strobe effect". My friends don't smack me too often. So I <3 them. 
4. I LOVE inappropriate humor. If I had a dollar for every time I cracked a "thats what she said" joke, I would have already bought that slightly used NOW That's What I Call Music 13 cd from ebay user BRDIDER 414 instead of having to wait till tomorrow when I get paid.
5. I LOVE TV. A few of my favs? The Office, LOST [rip], Fringe,  GLEE, anything on ESPN, The Game, Pretty Little Liars [don't judge], Sons of Anarchy, and Weeds.
6. I LOVE MOVIES. A few of my favs? Light it Up, Hairspray, Wedding Crashers, and any dance movie that makes me feel inadequate about my abilities to pop, lock and drop it.
7. I LOVE FOOD. I admit it, I'm not a good, healthy eater. I love pizza, popcorn, wings and if you attempt a salad maneuver on me, I will annilate you. Unless there is bacon. Then we're on. =)
8. I LOVE making people laugh. Seriously. When someone is having a good time, and laughing, I'm happy.
9. I LOVE SPORTS. My favs are basketball and football. I admire Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Peyton Manning and the DETROIT LIONS! [well, I admire their mascot. Don't f with a Lion. It may be the last thing you ever do.]
10. I LOVE things that don't make sense. My un-explainable love for Eminem, how many blessings God kicks my way and how incredibly good looking I am. Ok, one of those things were a lie. I will let you guess which one. 
Also, I love my 2002 Ford Taurus named Talan, and I have more Diet Coke in my body at any given time than I do, water.


Now that you know EVERYTHING there is to know about me, you can hopefully read this blog and appreciate where I'm coming from. I might not always make sense, I might not be right, and I might make you cringe with my awkwardness, but in the end, I'm just working on life... and I pretty much suck at it. But maybe, with God's help and a little humor along the way, I might be able to train myself to suck at it a little less.  


*Stay tuned next week for more observations from me. And if you listen well, I'll give you a starburst.* 






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2 comments:

  1. I'm trying this comment thing... again! Great first post! Can't wait to read more!

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  2. I am so happy we are friends!!

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